My kids are so funny!

My cousin has a blog and every once in a while she will share a few funny things her kids have said, its my favorite part of her blog (besides all the pictures of her beautiful children of course.) So I thought I would share some of the funny things that my kids say:


Tony has this burnt CD that has some weird purple print on it and he wrote “dirty Christmas” on it. Well because of the purple print on it of course it was going to catch our kids attention, sure enough a couple of weeks ago Drake hands it to me and ask me to play it. I looked at it and told him “sorry son but that’s not for you and Taylor to hear, it’s daddy’s “dirty CD.” and without missing a beat Drake responded “well you can use Taylor’s new baby doll dress to clean it off!” I didn’t know weather to laugh cause he misunderstood what I meant by “dirty” or scold him for offering up Taylor’s new baby dolls dress to be the object to clean it with!

If you follow me on FB then you may have already heard the next couple.

This past summer we had bought a watermelon and decided to let the kids tear into it after dinner one night. (there’s actually a picture of this exact evening on my last post.) some of my favorite memories are of when my parents would put us in our bathing suits and toss us out the back door and hand us a watermelon. When we were done they would just hose us down and off we went to the next thing that caught our attention. So I put Drake and Taylor in there swim suits and let them dive in. after they were done Taylor kept messing with her top so I just took it off of her. About that time the little boy who lives next door (mind you he’s 7) came outside and yelled “Taylor why’d you take your bra off?!

Taylor got a fisher price medical kit for Christmas and she was giving me “shots.” after giving them to me all up and down my arms and legs she tried to giving me some in my face. After about 4 or 5 rounds of yes you do/ no you don’t she finally very sternly stated “otox mommy!!” I’m still trying to figure out where in the heck my 2 year old learned about botox!

A girlfriend of mine from college just had her 1st baby on new years eve and I was looking at her pictures and decided that I wanted to look at the pictures from the day Taylor was born. I came across a picture that Jason and I had taken the day before she was born. I asked her who was in the picture and my sweet little princess stated…”that’s my daddy! And that’s my mommy!…Whoa mommy you had a BIG pot belly!!!”